From the resident cryptid and cannibal in the making, I offer a warm greeting to anyone new and a friendly hello to any returns. My name is Emily( the middle child) and I am currently 15 years old. My main job here at the company is packager of products (which I barely ever do), maker of tea (when I can be bothered) and the unfussiest eater out of the children (let’s not kid ourselves here-we all know its true). Hopefully though in the next few months after the recent completion of my GCSE’s I will be a bit more involved then I am now, but I wouldn’t count on it.
Honestly, there’s not much else I really want to say without sounding over the top so I’ll just end it here for the time being with some very wise words from my dear older sister:
“It’s a good job I am not a mountain ibex. I would just trip over and die.”- Jessica Songer 2017
Farewell to all